Somewhere, Andrew Garfield Scowls, While Jesse Eisenberg Is Oblivious…

Preemptive strikes are something firmly believed in Chez Dillon.  It’s obnoxiously Scout-like, but being prepared is wise.

In Plain English:  There is now a Facebook Page for A.C. Dillon!  Go like it.  Like it a lot.  Bribe friends who owe you from that time they humiliated you in front of a hot guy or gal into doing so as well. Like it in mutual admiration of the Cadbury Creme Egg!

Ah, social networking!  It’s like the race for Prom Queen and King all over again…

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